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当我打完麻将回到家中时，第一眼就看见了阳台上晾晒的衣服，心中咯噔一下，心想完了，出大事了！
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' M$ Y+ s& Y1 y: } 老婆正在厨房做午饭，我跟她打了一声招呼后，小心翼翼地来到了阳台上，偷偷摸了我的裤子口袋，里面空落落的一无所有。此时，我的额头上已渗出汗珠。) O( b$ w- ?% z
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本来我跟老婆是洗衣AA制，自结婚至今，除了她怀孕和生小孩那一段时间，我们都是各洗各的衣服。老婆今天破天荒地给我洗衣服，让我心中忐忑不安。我最担心的是我裤子口袋里的2000元钱，那可是我偷偷背着老婆打麻将赢的钱。& h+ U% Y2 K {: q+ H
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在网上菠菜，我的本金都是经过老婆允许才给的。我说出来不怕大家笑话，我的工资卡都是由我老婆替我掌管，我连密码都不知道，还有我的身份证、户口本，都被我老婆锁在床头柜的小抽屉里。这2000元钱我本来打算开个银行账户存起来，可还没来得及把身份证弄出来，就被老婆发现了。1 ~! ^2 {7 b/ N# k1 m
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- ^; z( R+ C" O. X 老婆一副得意洋洋的样子，说：今天真高兴，捡钱了呗！
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- s3 v- C, Z: ^ 老婆说：来尝尝，这是狼心，那是狗肺！
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1 X1 f, c' m7 v6 W5 @ 老婆柳眉倒竖，说：这是狼心狗肺，专门给你买的。
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老婆说：一个大男人，要有大志，要想方设法去赚钱养家，你看看你，天天就知道打麻将，你再这样下去，人都会废掉的。& L' E# y5 ]1 P# }4 E
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0 v5 k5 H$ X& T8 l, P% K3 a" ` 老婆的一席话，深深地触动了我的神经。是啊，最近一段时间，我是白天背着老婆去打麻将，晚上又熬到深更半夜在网博，没有时间去关心老婆，也没有时间去给孩子辅导暑假作业，整个人彻彻底底变了。/ [( ? r& R+ q
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( h9 Q( c, J% g 老婆又说：我又不是不让你玩，有时间就玩玩，咱不能把菠菜当成主业，不能让菠菜影响到咱们的家庭生活。; J. c S! G$ T* E5 M& F
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$ p# t* R0 ], N. m) c1 o0 E 老婆突然温柔起来，说：我知道你会以家庭为主的，今晚我给你包饺子吃！
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晚上，我吃了老婆包的饺子，好香好香，好幸福！
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