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1、        在公交车上听到一母亲教儿子背诗:“锄禾日当午,妈妈最辛苦;下午打麻将,晚上斗地主。”* e. R9 v1 V% x4 u8 O" W6 T' z# G/ Q- l

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爱美的女人 发表于 2016-10-30 23:29& @9 c8 B% @- h- V. Z
看一看笑话,是能开心好久了
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开心就好了 多多盈利
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看一看笑话,是能开心好久了
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每次看到笑话,都觉得放松一点
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底下那个妹子是莹莹本人?
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糟糕我看了笑话居然没有笑出来的
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又到了海蓝莹莹讲笑话的时间了
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谢谢客服的分享,反正我看着是乐到了
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不遵医嘱后果很严重,一下子瓜熟蒂落了
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jcxz359 发表于 2016-10-28 15:26
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你真的是一个标准的流氓啊!
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开开心心迎周末不过周末已经结束了
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来看一下笑话也是挺开心的,呵呵
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主要还是看图片的妹子了的啊
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客服的帖子最后都是有美女诱惑
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每天看看笑话也是不错的了
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看来这个美女好养眼啊!
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有空来关注一下还是要的呢
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