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当我打完麻将回到家中时,第一眼就看见了阳台上晾晒的衣服,心中咯噔一下,心想完了,出大事了!
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' m4 ~; ?; l5 A+ c1 I      老婆正在厨房做午饭,我跟她打了一声招呼后,小心翼翼地来到了阳台上,偷偷摸了我的裤子口袋,里面空落落的一无所有。此时,我的额头上已渗出汗珠。9 U* y- ]! u7 ]- k2 w  q1 P+ }
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9 i. D: f4 z) T* j: y' C      本来我跟老婆是洗衣AA制,自结婚至今,除了她怀孕和生小孩那一段时间,我们都是各洗各的衣服。老婆今天破天荒地给我洗衣服,让我心中忐忑不安。我最担心的是我裤子口袋里的2000元钱,那可是我偷偷背着老婆打麻将赢的钱。
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      在网上菠菜,我的本金都是经过老婆允许才给的。我说出来不怕大家笑话,我的工资卡都是由我老婆替我掌管,我连密码都不知道,还有我的身份证、户口本,都被我老婆锁在床头柜的小抽屉里。这2000元钱我本来打算开个银行账户存起来,可还没来得及把身份证弄出来,就被老婆发现了。; S& \1 x: m7 a  {

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, q! G, C% A1 u      中午,老婆搞了4个菜,1凉3热。凉菜是从小区门口的卤肉店里买的猪心肺。
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; F4 h% i* S: c1 b4 }% d      我说:老婆,今天怎么这么破费?
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% V/ X; n! s7 M      老婆一副得意洋洋的样子,说:今天真高兴,捡钱了呗!
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      我听出来老婆是话中有话,就不敢再问了。
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      老婆说:来尝尝,这是狼心,那是狗肺!: e+ w, d, a! a% m1 P: z9 ^

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" X2 N. S4 B* d      我说:那是猪心猪肺。
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; I, B8 ~& k; |( l" i      老婆柳眉倒竖,说:这是狼心狗肺,专门给你买的。  X/ A/ n: L# e  G) r# Z4 v4 W2 p$ E8 Z

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4 i9 q4 |8 r$ z* E; Q( n9 Z      我心想再不承认,我可要倒霉了,就说:谢谢你的好意,谢谢你给我洗衣服。/ f4 e2 Y. f) N7 Z& Y
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& K( k. D) y5 [- W      老婆说:我看你最近很忙,忙得连洗衣服的时间都没有,我是实在看不下去了,人靠衣裳马靠鞍,大夏天的,衣服要勤换勤洗!- v5 K7 b- _9 G+ X: v# N4 o) O
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3 f' X6 Q7 b( `7 A8 ~/ F: ~$ }2 Y      我说:是是是,可是我、我口袋里的钱呢?
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      老婆说:老实说,哪里来的钱?是不是又去打麻将了?
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      我小声说:你都知道了。2 X' p; B: X# \
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6 e& `, r, J( {3 O/ c$ Q/ d) i      老婆说:一个大男人,要有大志,要想方设法去赚钱养家,你看看你,天天就知道打麻将,你再这样下去,人都会废掉的。6 s6 U, K" e4 ^; Y$ a9 ?! A$ Z
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: l8 v# t+ n0 t- y6 }      老婆的一席话,深深地触动了我的神经。是啊,最近一段时间,我是白天背着老婆去打麻将,晚上又熬到深更半夜在网博,没有时间去关心老婆,也没有时间去给孩子辅导暑假作业,整个人彻彻底底变了。
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# E$ J" G7 d5 _: N3 Y5 F: i      老婆又说:我又不是不让你玩,有时间就玩玩,咱不能把菠菜当成主业,不能让菠菜影响到咱们的家庭生活。. ]( C  n% v' D( O' I9 X

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5 `) }0 o. p6 `& X3 J1 W( R! R! m      我点点头。
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* B* A0 j. B. w$ c9 E# J  N+ S      老婆突然温柔起来,说:我知道你会以家庭为主的,今晚我给你包饺子吃!8 B, |1 N. P' z9 e( h. F* T! X

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0 K( c  {7 ]2 }/ [" H      晚上,我吃了老婆包的饺子,好香好香,好幸福!
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